Overheard at the JCC

While my friend Julie and I were shopping for mega bargains at the big consignment sale:

Mom in the bathroom: Do you need to go? I didn't bring any extra pants for you, so if these get wet, we have to go home.

Little girl: I'm wearing a dress.

Mom: The dress doesn't cover you. You have to wear the pants, too.

Little girl: Then you can go home and get me some.

Mom: Um. No.